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reblog if ur gay and you ordered dessert off your amazon prime from your iphone after taking a nap.
Being straight sounds miserable
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If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean
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my future husband: stop crying you foolish little man just tell me what’s wrong:
me: I,, ,,,, hnnn,,, hhwhghhhh,
husband: *grabs my waist* TELL ME! *tearing up, pleadingly* PLEASE! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
me: *shakily hands him this faded photograph* yyyy’’’mnnf hhfhg,g,,
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